James Cook Complaints Procedure

Circus in Town Ring Master Stacey Hunter

The latest complaints being dealt with by staff at James Cock-Up Hospital

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James Cook Hospital Complaints Storage

All complaints are dealt with by a dedicated team of · Complaints Disposal Experts · Complaints to James Cook Hospital will be whisked away quick and dropped at the complaints storage facility shown below · Complaints to James Cook Hospital receive special attention of being buried deep our Bulldozer Drivers are recruited from all across the world. It goes without saying James Cook Hospital Complaints procedure is world beating. James Cook Hospital is expected to win the 2025 Kings award to Industry: For ALL the B'S · Blather · Bollocks · and Bullshit · See the photo below · the latest complaints being bulldozed deep into the James Cook Hospital complaints storage facility waste tip.


Description of James Cook Hospital Complaints department to a Tee

James Cook Complaints Procedure

Circus in Town Ring Master Stacey Hunter

The actions of staff at James Cock-Up Hospital regarding complaints

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James Cook Hospital Complaints Storage

Above you will see what happens to complaints directed at James Cook Hospital:
MOST complaints are relocated to the James Cook Complaints storage facility pictured above. Complainants who enquire about about the process of their particular complaint are met with the stock answer from James Cook Hospital: We have no record or recollection of your claimed complaint · please forward your complaint to: Mr S Claus C/O The North Pole. In the meantime try and catch the Google Balls pictured below.


You will have better luck catching the BALLS than getting a response from James Cook Hospital complaints Team.